September 5, 2014
Style Icon Joan Rivers has passed away! She died as a result of cardiac arrest in the hospital at age 81. Aside from Joan’s niche for being a style critic, she was also a very accomplished comedian! She possessed the ability to make to laugh and or feel offended some times taking jokes a little far, but it was okay for this sassy critic and that fearlessness was a gift that lead to a full Hollywood career.
Joan died in a hospital due to cardiac arrest.
Joan Rivers Funny Quotes:
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God’s gift, that’s why we call it the present.” – Joan River
“I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive. Things are happening.” -Joan Rivers
“Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.”
“I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.” – Joan Rivers
“It’s so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up who.” -Joan Rivers
“I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.” -Joan Rivers
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” Joan Rivers.
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I’d scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus – that way, I’d visit him every day.
I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I’m unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I’m angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I’m very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.
“I’m in nobody’s circle, I’ve always been an outsider.”Joan Rivers
In true Joan Fashion, we have to include some of Joan’s major fashion DON’T moments!
Wow!!! 80’s Ruffles…
Attack of the bird collar!!!
R.I.P Joan Rivers
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